"Don't touch the computer screen. Don't touch the screen. Don't touch the screen. Don't touch the screen. Don't touch the screen. Don't touch the screen. Don't touch the screen. Don't touch the screen. Don't touch the screen."
"Don't tease your brother. Don't tease your brother. Don't tease your brother. Don't tease your brother. Don't tease your brother. Don't tease your brother. Don't tease your brother. Don't tease your brother. Don't tease your brother."
"Don't jump on the couch. Don't jump on the couch. Don't jump on the couch. Don't jump on the couch. Don't jump on the couch. Don't jump on the couch. Don't jump on the couch. Don't jump on the couch. Don't jump on the couch."
"Don't jump on your bed. Don't jump on your bed. Don't jump on your bed. Don't jump on your bed. Don't jump on your bed. Don't jump on your bed. Don't jump on your bed. Don't jump on your bed. Don't jump on your bed."
You get the point I don't know if they will.
7 comments:
Save your breath Dee...They are not listening....they are smarter than you and you might as well know it now!...I am laughing as I write this. Rachel's little girl Bella is 4 and recently we served her green beans and she looks me dead in the eye and says (straight faced, not a flinch anywhere) "My mother does not allow me to eat green beans!" I was taken aback for a moment and then realized I had been had. I nearly died trying to keep a stright face. Like I say they are smarter than we are ...keep the faith, they will one day have kids of their own and understand things from your perspective ...Until then, just laugh and laugh and laugh. Love ya....dinah
haha If you love fantasy you will def love these books. They are so amazing. My favorite books since Harry Potter came out. :)
yes dee, if you love fantasy so much then keep on believing one day they'll get it and respond with "yes mother" as the gleefully skip of to obey!!!
have faith though - in about 20 years or so they'll be living in their own fantasy world as they come to you complaining that their kids don't listen and denying on all that is holy that they "were never like that!"
and then you can laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
hidee
I say those exact quotes EVERYDAY! Reef hasn't caught on...
mine are more like 'don't tip your drink on the floor' 'don't tip yogurt on the dog's back', 'don't put your toothbrush in the toilet', but she does it anyway and then tells me she did 'a naughty thing' with a spressed smile
HIDEE
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